So, we get a lot of calls and emails asking if we have “the monkey orchid”. The short answer is no, we do not. But we get enough inquiries about this that we think a little consumer education is in order.
There are two different orchid species with the common name “monkey” orchid. Neither is suitable for home cultivation, so you’re not likely to find either of them available from any reputable orchid grower. You may see offers for plants or seeds on the internet: buyer beware!
One species is Orchis simia. This is a terrestrial orchid native in central and southern Europe and eastward across southern Russia, the Caucasus, Iran, even in North Africa. It grows in the grasslands and scrub woodlands, typically on limestone soils; not for your orchid collection unless you have scrub woodland on limestone, in a temperate climate zone. (image © Hans Hillewaert /via Wikimedia Commons)
The other species is Dracula simia, an epiphyte from the cloud forests in Ecuador and Peru at elevations of 3,000 to 6,000 feet. Unless you can provide cloud forest growing conditions (constant moisture and temperatures in the 45-55F range) this plant will not be happy in your care. Dracula orchids are sometimes available from species specialists (Andy’s Orchids) and Eucuadorean vendors (Ecuagenera), but this particular species is very rare even in specialist collections. (image © Dick Culbert /via Wikimedia Commons)
Another question we get frequently is whether we have “blue” orchids. Well, yes and no, depending on what “blue” orchids you’re looking for. If you’re looking for the “blue” phalaenopsis available in supermarkets, garden centers, wholesale clubs and many other retail outlets, then no, absolutely not, we don’t have them.
These flowers are artificially dyed and we don’t sell them. Look at the base of the inflorescence, you can see the spot where dye has been injected, sometimes rather clumsily. From time to time several other “colors” are also available in these dyed flowers. They’re all artificial. If you like the look – we don’t – then go ahead and buy the plant wherever you find it. We don’t sell them. (again, buyer beware: despite rather a lot of internet buzz and hype, these orchids are not even remotely rare, they’re just ordinary white phalaenopsis that have had dye injected into the stem)
We do sell some orchids that are naturally “blue”, but the color is not the same. Some garden flowers – delphiniums come to mind – are naturally blue. The color pigment, delphinidin, is produced naturally in the flowers. Orchids are genetically incapable of producing this particular pigment, so there are no orchids with natural delphinium-blue flowers. “Blue” vandas are probably the best-known blue orchids. The color is a different pigment, one of the anthocyanins, which also produce red and purple flower color. There are some orchids related to vandas which also produce blue pigments in the flowers. Check out the various vandaceous orchids in our catalog. (Delphinium image © Opioła Jerzy /via Wikimedia Commons)
Please, this is yet another urban legend, fostered by waaaay too much bad information on the internet. It does have a fairly legitimate origin – using ice cubes to water orchid plants in floral arrangements – but it is not the proper way to care for the plants long-term. And there’s no such thing as an “ice” orchid, although there are temperate zone orchids native in places where there’s real winter.
In recent years, blooming orchid plants, especially phalaenopsis, have become very popular for use in floral arrangements. Typically the arrangement includes a blooming orchid, maybe with some other plants and/or decorations, in a decorative container like a basket, cache-pot or similar thing, usually top-dressed with moss. These containers don’t have drain holes, so it’s impossible to water the plants without drowning them. One of several ways to water the orchid in the arrangement is to place a couple of ice cubes on top of the moss. The ice melts and drips a little water into the root zone. No water collects in the bottom of the container. A better way to water the arrangement is to lift the moss carefully and spray room-temperature water gently onto the roots. These are tropical plants, ice is not their friend.
For more information on the proper care of phalaenopsis orchids, check out our culture sheet here on the site, or visit the American Orchid Society’s website, where there is a wealth of orchid care information.
Do you have It in a smaller size?
Probably not. Orchids aren’t shoes; for the most part any given population of plants will all be about the same size. They all come from the same seed capsule, germinate at about the same time, and grow to maturity at about the same rate. Occasionally we have plants that have been in the greenhouse a long time, and some of them have grown larger than the others, some have been divided during repotting, so we might have a few that are larger or smaller than the rest. But by and large, all of the orchids from a given hybrid population will be the same size (and the same price, which is the reason for the question in the first place). When we do have size options for catalog plants, we include them as well.
On a related note, when we offer new hybrids, we have a limited number of the plants, and often, they are sold out in 12-18 months. In order to get more (if something proves especially popular), we would have to “re-make” the hybrid. That means getting the two parent plants to flower again at the same time, pollinate the flowers, wait for the capsule to mature (this alone can take 6-9 months), send the capsule to the lab, hope for germination, wait another year or two for the baby plants to grow, transplant the baby plants, and wait for them to mature. For vandas, this is a five to seven year process. And we won’t have any guarantee that the “remake” plants will bear strong resemblance to the first batch.